February 21, 2005

• TRIBUTE TO PLANET SUB
  vs. SubWay
  

  
  Behold…

  

  
  In here, you will find the best subs on this planet.  -  Why
  else would they call it planet sub?  You could also interperet the
  name as if the subs were so good that you’d think it were made
  somewhere else… as in not on earth, not on this
  planet.    – I had originally planned to get a picture
  of Mack in his PSUB T-Shirt, but that’ll have to come later as I feel
  that I needed to pay my dues to this fantastic place…  or rather
  just update considering this is the longest I have gone “postless”

  Once inside, you order from some very friendly people… who give free
  chips & drink to highschool students.  That makes it a total
  of $4.41 for a Holy 6″ Sub, chips OF YOUR CHOICE, and a drink…. OF
  YOUR CHOICE.   — This place is full of choices, more so than
  Subway.  That’s why I hate Jared Fogle…  even though PSub
  might’ve not helped him lose weight, his decision still
  sucked.   In reality, they both have equal amounts of
  choice…  but I’m giving PSub more credit because I’m tired of
  hearing about Subway as well as this asshole…

  

  SCREW YOU JARED!!!

  Planet Sub hands you cards instead of
  giving you the sub right away…  you have to wait for it… wait
  for the fresh bread to be delightfully toasted — It creates eagerness
  and anticipation…  something immediately fulfilled by some
  awesome guy saying “Jack of diamonds” or “Ace of spades”  (I have
  yet to get the ace of spades)    ——– For your
  drink… well you choose what you like, but if you like Tea, Sweet Tea
  that is…. Specialty Special Tea, then try what Grandma Lydia has to
  offer…

  

  No, I’m not too sure if Lydia is a
  grandmother or not, but what’s more awesome than covering up a Lipton
  container with something 100% better?

  Now, for first timers, I would suggest the Planet Sub (Yello Sub) 
  –  That’s all I ever get…  It’s the best sub there, known
  by many.   There are a few who like the Italian (Mackooors),
  and the
  BEEFEATER Like
  Andrew and Corbin.  I can respect those opinions because they’ve
  tried the sub that Planet Sub was based on.  Heck, I even
  converted Luke to the Yello
  Sub -  He used to get meatball but due to me ordering him the
  wrong sub, and me volunteering to pay for it due to my mistake, he now
  gets the Planet Sub every time!!!  So, for all you Planet Sub
  Posers out there, try the real sandwich, the Planet Sub (If you haven’t
  already)  – and if you haven’t even been to Planet Sub, I hope I’ve convinced you to do so!

  This concludes my TRIBUTE TO PLANET SUB vs. SubWay

  www.PlanetSub.com
  
  
  I could’ve actually written my huge English essay instead of this… but I felt it was time… and right I was.
  

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