September 2, 2005
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Wow... what a night...
It's just around 85-90 degrees in my room right now because my A/C is
broken... but I'll go ahead and stick it out to tell ya about my
adventure. I get a call from my bro (Action Andy) who is hangin
out with my brother Ben, sister Lori, and bro-in-law Andrew... along
with some other lady friend. They were at Deep Fork Grill on I-44
& Western (excellent place) -- So basically I was the DD to
bricktown.We arrived there and went to Maker's pub. I was 21 and "Forgot my
ID" -- they said we couldn't even hang out there with no drinks for
anybody if ONE person from the group didn't have ID. The waitress
was a complete bitch about it and she got the manager, to whom my
brother started a huge argument which was quite entertaining. - I
am making this too long, so I will sum it up and try not to bore you.So we stroll around Bricktown at 1am or so, and find a bar that is
pretty much empty (except for a little mexican guy that looked like
"Pedro" that couldn't dance for crap) - Had no problem getting in
there, had 3 Jagerbombs (awesome) and we went on our way... to NIGHT
TRIPS. Heh, oh yes.Basically I used my brothers ID, and "it was my 21st birthday and I
have never had a true lap dance" -- so, being the good brother
Action Andy is, he went ahead and paid for two lap dances for me.
The first girl was a little skanky with a vibrating tongue ring, and
was really rough... but the second girl... well she was really
awesome & hot. The second lap dance actually had *this* song playing in
the
background.After that, more driving (sister was sober don't worry) and my brother
Ben started talking shit with this bouncer guy who said he was gonna
call the cops, and he actually got his cell phone out and all. It
got my sister all panicked and she backed into a concrete sign...
Thank God the Chrysler Pacifica has really awesome bumpers. And
then off to IHOP, and now home.If you didn't read any of that, I don't blame ya... I just felt the
need to talk about it... just a night of experience and a hell of a lot
of funmmk I am hittin the rack.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
Comments (42)
Ben is such a hardass....
sounds like one hell of a time
but did you play poker
sounds like you had a fun night. well i will talk to you later.
Grats troy, Grats.
wow troy i am proud of you...but mosty it just furtheres the fact how awesome Andy, Andrew, Ben you sister....ok your family is cool as shit. see you saturday
haha troy. you are awesome. and that's a craaaaaaaaazy night. good times in college.
hahaha thats awesome
Wed. we all gave dollars to this fat bitch, because it was hilarious, and she smelled like fucking pancake syrup. MMmMMmm
OMG troy boy!! lol thats soooo funny, our family is crazy, we r all alcoholics...glad u got a lap dance!
sounds like a great time!!
hmmmmmm...
hahahah niiice
Happy 21st...
awesome dude. happy bday bro. have fun drinking 24/7
oops i....read it wrong
troy do you go to uco? that sounds fuckin fantastic man! i know some strippers who work at night trips, i wonder if they were the ones who gave you the dance? anyway hit me back
fred
what song is this?
was she asian and have alot of tats?
why thankya for the info, brother.
haha he's a pretty goofy man
did you "wet" your pants??
i agree, but i didn't buy it.. so i didn't complain. =)
i don't care.
:-รพ:.
Hey don't know if you remember me or not. I was at the party ummm... Friday Aug 26. I had the friend named Dell who was completely wasted & everyone thought I was, but I wasn't. So if you don't remember me just ignore this comment. I know Andrew in the band. Hmmm.... okay I'm starting to not make sense, so comment if you remember me.
Melissa
nah, i forgot my roommates' parents look at her xanga sometimes.. figured it'd be easier to take it off now than explain later.
what is this shit ass song?!
haha listen to tonys xanga song, and youll know what a good song is. not some acoustic wanna be creed bullshit.
I'm sorry. No posting, Troy. I spend too much time on xanga after I post.
I saw you a week ago driving around though. I called you, but hung up, because I didn't think the occassion was right.
I'm putting a comment right next to my other one, great.
You know my last name & I don't even remember telling you it. Weird. Gambill, (Side note)
When are you coming back to Stillwater? And for some reason your number is in my phone.
Bye
Good job with the song change, I knew you'd like it. ASS 'N TITTIES!
you suck at life. and....you have entirely way to many comments.
but mostly...suck at life.
hahahaha..funny.
car rides.....soonish.
you suck at life. and....you have entirely way to many comments.
but mostly...suck at life.
hahahaha..funny.
car rides.....soonish.
Wow, Troy, never thougth id talk to you again. You owe me 30 dollars by the way
yeah, speech sucks, im not usually nervous in front of people but i wasnt that prepared, i only practiced once. i actually like speaking, maybe im just weird...
thnx dude. enjoying the college life?
Hahaha i just stubbled accross your xanga and just wanted to say i think this is a funny song.
You're right Troy..."Wow...what a night...". Haha. Glad you had a good time
sounds like you had a crazy but fun night. this song cracks me up. <3
TROY IS A BIG FAT LOSER!!!!!! lol
not academy, i was going to quit hollister. but i didnt.
i had to delete it cuz i didnt want to get him in trouble. i have the other pics cept i cant put them up and theyre not all that interesting anyways cuz i only took a few