It’s just around 85-90 degrees in my room right now because my A/C is
broken… but I’ll go ahead and stick it out to tell ya about my
adventure.  I get a call from my bro (Action Andy) who is hangin
out with my brother Ben, sister Lori, and bro-in-law Andrew… along
with some other lady friend.  They were at Deep Fork Grill on I-44
& Western (excellent place) — So basically I was the DD to
bricktown.

We arrived there and went to Maker’s pub.  I was 21 and “Forgot my
ID” — they said we couldn’t even hang out there with no drinks for
anybody if ONE person from the group didn’t have ID.  The waitress
was a complete bitch about it and she got the manager, to whom my
brother started a huge argument which was quite entertaining.  – I
am making this too long, so I will sum it up and try not to bore you.

So we stroll around Bricktown at 1am or so, and find a bar that is
pretty much empty (except for a little mexican guy that looked like
“Pedro” that couldn’t dance for crap) -  Had no problem getting in
there, had 3 Jagerbombs (awesome) and we went on our way… to NIGHT
TRIPS.  Heh, oh yes.

Basically I used my brothers ID, and “it was my 21st birthday and I
have never had a true lap dance”  — so, being the good brother
Action Andy is, he went ahead and paid for two lap dances for me. 
The first girl was a little skanky with a vibrating tongue ring, and
was really rough… but the second girl… well she was really
awesome & hot.  The second lap dance actually had *this* song playing in
the
background. 

After that, more driving (sister was sober don’t worry) and my brother
Ben started talking shit with this bouncer guy who said he was gonna
call the cops, and he actually got his cell phone out and all.  It
got my sister all panicked and she backed into a concrete sign… 
Thank God the Chrysler Pacifica has really awesome bumpers.  And
then off to IHOP, and now home.

If you didn’t read any of that, I don’t blame ya… I just felt the
need to talk about it… just a night of experience and a hell of a lot
of fun

mmk I am hittin the rack.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah