June 15, 2005
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Last night I was TP'd one times too many... Must have been the 15th time, seriously.
As some may know, one of my brick driveway entrances had been knocked
down unintentionally by a certain someone (anonymous) -- no big deal,
simple fix. Then my friend Luke managed to get his 1980's Ford
F-150 clear in the middle of my front yard the same night as the huge
storm... Hugest ruts I've ever seen. Both accidents though, its all good. And then I got
TP'd last night at 2:30am.So they rang the doorbell and there is some 2-week dead boar-raccoon
roadkill on my front porch. They saran wrapped the hell out of my
driveway enterances, and also managed to cut a penis shaped figure out
of cardboard and hoist it up on my flagpole... -- keep in mind
this exact thing has been done before, proven to be by my
friends... Had Animal Control come pick up the roadkill... that
thing was honestly 10-15 pounds. It didn't smell quite like roses
either. Who would handle something like that?? I wonder the same thing... that's nasty as hell.No confessions yet, but that doesn't really matter. Found the
receipt for the TP and I've got the police on it now. They're
checkin out
the video surveillance of that transaction tomorrow. Yeah...
whoever did that is in deep shee-ite.Oh... and listen to the song all the way through -- don't talk trash on the Ukulele
Comments (30)
Haha, sounds like you got pwned hardcore. That sucks... but I bet it looked hilarious.
Nice bg sound, thanks for giving me props for it douche! pshhhhh, lol, j/k
Everyone make sure to listen to the song till almost the very end, it get's freaking awesome. The guy plays FAST AS HELL, the video is amazing.
thats stupid shit
and disgusting
Bryce Johnson eh? ha ha i was so confused!!!
troooyyyyy watsup man, long time, hope all is well, where are u goin to college?
hahahahhahahahahahahaha, gross troy. i'm actually kinda sorry for you.
oh it was me. I'm sorry.
hey man, i just checked out your S2k video you posted on s2ki. pretty sweet. i didnt know you were on the boards either. haha. later.
amazing song
dude....i wouldn't want to drag an old dead animal anywhere...and they probably put it in someone's car to bring it to your house....well, at least their car probably smells like shit now!
Hey, guess what man? Bill isn't joining a Frat anymore...aint that a bitch? Sorry about asking you and then Bill changing his mind. We'll still chill All the time...you can bet on that! And anytime i have a poker game at my house, you're gonna get a call up!
God, i remember that time i TP'd your house. except i'm alot better at not getting cought.
I can't believe they copied my roadkill on the porch idea though.
Hey..yeah frecklesbrown, is a famous rodeo clown and my horse's name..so ya .. i couldnt think of a name....
Hey! I know, do you have any vacation plans?
I was taking off the headers, and looked in the valve and it was cracked in half. His life is hell.
Zach g. gets credit for the penis flag i think. At least the first time, this time i have no idea.
Your life is hell
Yeah I may go on a cruise with family but Im not sure yet...
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hey!!! long time no talk...whats new? ~tina
Eww...sorry. I got TP-ed by a scorned boy once...shaving creamed my dad's car and pissed of the giant old asian man...
But eww. Good luck.
~Angie~
TPing, eh? that's really random indeed! oh, and i have thought about extensions.. my mom just said no. hah - it's probably for the best
All that pranking is pretty cliche stuff, but the penis on the flag pole...that's new to me! That would be awesomer if the police actually caught them, but wait, what if it is the police? What if this all some big conspiracy against you! What if the police are jealous of your....um...taste in Ukelele music. Maybe your local police force hates all things Hawaiian! That's it! It's the pigs! That's why they left a boar-racoon! Boar= Pigs!!!
Seriously babe that sucks i am sorry
Megan
hahahahaha you bustin out the cops??? thats crazy, i hope they get caught cause that would be funny as muthafuck...
i know you cna guess who...its so obvious...
Hey babe, yea it does suck but i will like it it just sucks bc right now i dont have any money but i get pd friday and all of it goes to my cell!!!!
Megan
and i quote:
Your life is hell
Posted 6/15/2005 at 3:31 PM by zchgla
true man.. but hey, they are ust jelous they cant drive an old man car around everyday like you! its cool. if the cops catch 'em, then your lucky. cops never did me any good for crap i have had, maybe soon. good luck
You're really cute.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Random props, btw.
xoxo
Jenison
I am the one in the tanktop with the longer hair.
Anyways, thanks for commenting!!
xoxo
Jenison
UR A CUTIE!
that seriously sucks. nice seeing you yesterday! lol.
oh crap