MANY thanks to Danny
- He did ALL of the work... so, props to him, leave him
comments. - Oh, and don't worry, there WILL be an S2K Vid #2 (for those who care... probably not many)
Last night I was TP'd one times too many... Must have been the 15th time, seriously.
As some may know, one of my brick driveway entrances had been knocked
down unintentionally by a certain someone (anonymous) -- no big deal,
simple fix. Then my friend Luke managed to get his 1980's Ford
F-150 clear in the middle of my front yard the same night as the huge
storm... Hugest ruts I've ever seen. Both accidents though, its all good. And then I got
TP'd last night at 2:30am.
So they rang the doorbell and there is some 2-week dead boar-raccoon
roadkill on my front porch. They saran wrapped the hell out of my
driveway enterances, and also managed to cut a penis shaped figure out
of cardboard and hoist it up on my flagpole... -- keep in mind
this exact thing has been done before, proven to be by my
friends... Had Animal Control come pick up the roadkill... that
thing was honestly 10-15 pounds. It didn't smell quite like roses
either. Who would handle something like that?? I wonder the same thing... that's nasty as hell.
No confessions yet, but that doesn't really matter. Found the
receipt for the TP and I've got the police on it now. They're
checkin out
the video surveillance of that transaction tomorrow. Yeah...
whoever did that is in deep shee-ite.
Oh... and listen to the song all the way through -- don't talk trash on the Ukulele 
Sorry for the last entry... I know it was a lame excuse... but hey, I was feeling lazy!
My little nephew Ethan is now 10 weeks old... I probably should have
played the Rocky song for this post, but I can't resist the Mighty
Mighty Bosstones...
YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME PUNK?!?!
Don't worry, Be Happy now!
In other news, I went to see The Longest Yard with Katie -- and like
everyone else says, that movie is absolutely awesome. The only
part I DID NOT like was how McDonalds obviously paid the producers a
crapload to implement McLanguage into 1 of every 5 scenes in the
movie. That McSucked! -- However, I wouldn't mind seeing
it another 3 times... it was that good.
There has also been quite a lot of poker games... most of which have gone mostly my way. Pretty good times.
That's about it for now... I MIGHT edit this post... I just might.
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